Proof that the females on both sides of my family are unafraid to kick your ass if you don't follow our rules... an excerpt from an invitation to my cousin Eileen's housewarming party...

House Rules

1. PLEASE take off your shoes
2. PLEASE keep an eye on your kids
3. PLEASE respect my home

I know that you will enjoy my home as much as I do
But failure to follow the rules
Will make me hurt you..... JUST KIDDING!!

I don't think she's kidding though, so I'm going to wear slip-ons.